Under Modi ji’s watch I raped a minor girl and yet I’m running scot free. Such is the reverence of our beloved PM that he assured me that the CBI or the courts won’t give me any trouble.I don’t think my Acche din would continue if he weren’t around.
I thought running away from the country after committing such a huge fraud would be difficult, but with Modi ji managed to get my lookout notice changed and here I am strolling the streets of London as a free man. He is the real king of good times for me.
I thought I was biggest conman among all Modis but the Prime Minister has exceeded my expectations and helped us scam the country with ease and effortlessness and Acche din has definitely arrived for me